Dusty Tome
They’ll just have to Mortal Kombat for the spot.

They’ll just have to Mortal Kombat for the spot.

Hey!  You want the Wii U to sell in the US?  How ‘bout giving us some games like this!!

Ouch.  The Wii U needs more games.

Ouch.  The Wii U needs more games.

Terminator 2’ed!

Terminator 2’ed!

Elias relates so completely he had to make a GIF.

Elias relates so completely he had to make a GIF.

This is exactly how conversations with Elias go.

This is exactly how conversations with Elias go.

it8bit:

NES Box Art: Mega Man
It’s Mega Man versus the powerful leaders and fighting forces of Monsteropolis - that strange multi-layered land of robot-like humanoids created by the wrongly-performed experiments with human beings by Dr. Wily.
Mega Man - the chosen defender of the human race. For he dares to single-handedly penetrate Monsteropolis’ seven separate societies to stop the rapid expansion of strange misrepresentations of humans.
Mega Man’s goal is monumental. He must infiltrate seven separate heavily-guarded empires. By himself, he must break down and destroy the following empire leaders: Cutman, Gutsman, Iceman, Bombman, Fireman, Elecman, and Dr. Wily. 
Gameplay || Wiki

Old US release box art is hilarious.

it8bit:

NES Box Art: Mega Man

  • It’s Mega Man versus the powerful leaders and fighting forces of Monsteropolis - that strange multi-layered land of robot-like humanoids created by the wrongly-performed experiments with human beings by Dr. Wily.
  • Mega Man - the chosen defender of the human race. For he dares to single-handedly penetrate Monsteropolis’ seven separate societies to stop the rapid expansion of strange misrepresentations of humans.
  • Mega Man’s goal is monumental. He must infiltrate seven separate heavily-guarded empires. By himself, he must break down and destroy the following empire leaders: Cutman, Gutsman, Iceman, Bombman, Fireman, Elecman, and Dr. Wily. 

Gameplay || Wiki

Old US release box art is hilarious.

Portal physics.

Portal physics.

Those were the days.

Those were the days.

In our world, they’re prodigies.  In theirs, they’re boring old average.

In our world, they’re prodigies.  In theirs, they’re boring old average.